Reply To: Masking Opinions
We should have our answers ready. Anybody got any good ideas? How about:
masker: “Guess you forgot your mask at home”
anti-masker: “No, I decided to take a stand against fear”
masker: “Where’s your mask?”
anti-masker: “Well, I put it on this morning but when my husband farted I realized it wasn’t offering me much protection”
masker: “Why are you not wearing a mask?”
anti-masker: “Because I believe in science”
masker: “You know, you’re supposed to be wearing a mask”
anti-masker: “Actually, I’m supposed to be living in a free country”
masker: “If you don’t put on a mask, I’m calling the police”
anti-masker: “If you think I’m so dangerous, shouldn’t you be running away? “